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Minisode 10 – Guess What I Heard: 46 Dollars and 2 Bottles of Whiskey

Hi, guys! Welcome to another Guess What I Heard minisode. This time we're talking about a story that has everything: carnivals, Wild West shootouts, mummies, and The Six Million Dollar Man! This is a wacky one so get ready...



TRIGGER WARNING: The following content contains photographs of deceased persons. Discretion is advised.

                                              STOP! INSIDE JOKES AHEAD!  

If you haven’t gotten to listen to the episode yet, spoiler alert! This post contains lots of stuff that will make waaay more sense if you listen to the episode before or while reading. So if you haven’t already, pump the brakes and listen to the episode or just click above to play so that you can be in on all the shenanigans to follow! 

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THE PIKE AMUSEMENT PARK, LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA

History

Long Beach, CA turn of the century had a wooden boardwalk called The Pike along the Los Angeles River at the turn of the 20th century. It became a favorite pastime of locals to walk along the pier, especially after it was strung with bulbs and referred to as “The Walk of a Thousand Lights”. With the growing popularity of the area, various amusements were added such as carnival rides, concessions, souvenir shops, a carousel, salt water taffy shop, photo booth pony rides, fortune tellers, pony rides, thrills rides,  and attractions.
In 1930, The Cyclone Racer roller coaster was constructed at The Pike. This  massive wooden coaster went out over the water on pilings.
By WWII, The Pike was in its hayday. Tattoo parlors and numerous shops had been added, and the place was booming.
However, by the 1970s, it has lost its popularity. Nearby Knott’s Berry Farm and Disneyland proved to be competition too tough to overcome, and the park became run down and was all but abandoned. 

Enter The Six Million Dollar Man...

In 1976, a very popular sci-fi television show called The Six Million Dollar Man was in production. It starred Lee Majors as a bionic secret agent for the U.S. government. The show wanted to use one of The Pike’s attractions, the Laff in the Dark ride, in filming an episode. Laff in the Dark was a scary funhouse ride that featured jump scares. Ghouls and skeletons popped out at riders as they rode in a shaking cart along a track going through a tunnel in the dark.
In preparation for filming, the prop man went into the attraction to plan out shots for the show. While investigating the tunnel, he noticed a mannequin hanging from a noose in the corner. He attempted to take it down, accidentally pulling off one of its arms in the process. Inside was A BONE and flesh around it!
The prop man reported his finding immediately, and it was determined that this was not a mannequin, but in fact a MUMMIFIED HUMAN CORPSE!

Who's bone is that??

Naturally, the identity of the person was sought immediately. Who was this person hanging in an abandoned funhouse in Long Beach?

In December of 1976, authorities identified him as Elmer McCurdy, a true blue Wild West outlaw that had been shot and killed in 1911…a full 65 years earlier!

Wha what??! How in the world did he wind up a hanging prop in a funhouse?? Hang onto your hats…

Let me take you back to the Old West...

So who was Elmer J. McCurdy?

Well, he went by many names–“The Bandit Who Wouldn’t Give Up”, “The Mischief-Making Vagabond”, “The Mystery Man of Many Aliases”, “The Oklahoma Outlaw”–some while he was alive, others after his death. He was an outlaw, mostly active in Kansas and Oklahoma during the early 1900s. Specifically, he was a bank and train robber. 

Born in 1880, Elmer had a rough upbringing with lots of personal loss, which led to lifelong alcoholism. He spent three years in the US Army where he was trained to use nitroglycerin for demolition. He would utilize this in his crimes, but it was generally acknowledged that he was…well…pretty inept in its use. Several instances of him over- or underestimating the amount of nitroglycerin needed to create explosives is documented. For example, he once blew up the safe he was trying to rob, incinerating all the cash inside in the process

With the combination of his less-than-stellar explosives skills and his heavy drinking, he was not…ahem…great at the whole outlaw thing. Ultimately, this proved to be his downfall.  On October 4, 1911, Elmer, along with two other men, attempted to rob a train that supposedly carried a crazy amount of cash. Sources say either $4000 or $400,000 in cash, which equates to around $125 thousand and $13 million today respectively. Either way, a big chunk of change! However, they mistakenly stopped and robbed a passenger train instead. 

When all was said and done, they got away with $46, a revolver, a coat, a watch, and two bottles of whisky. A newspaper account of the robbery later called it “one of the smallest in the history of train robbery”. 

Ouch. 

Elmer fled to a friend’s ranch in Oklahoma, taking the pilfered whiskey with him. He drank through the night then went into a hay loft in a barn on the property to sleep. Unbeknownst to Elmer, police had tied him to the train robbery and were actively searching for him at that time. They tracked him to that very barn using bloodhounds, surrounded the structure, and waited for the sun to come up. 

In the morning around 7am, it is reported that exchange of fire began with Elmer. After approximately an hour, Elmer was found dead of a gunshot wound to his chest. The date was October 7, 1911 and Elmer was 31 years old. 

 

So how did he end up in a carnival, dude??

Well, after his body was taken to a local funeral home, no next of kin claimed him. The funeral director had embalmed him with an arsenic-based preservative intended for long-term preservation. 

Police attempted to take Elmer’s body, but the funeral director refused to release the body until he was paid for his services. The police refused. After Elmer continued to be unclaimed by family, the funeral director became frustrated and began looking for ways to recoup the money he lost with the preservation and storage of Elmer’s body. 

Inspiration struck. The funeral director shaved Elmer’s face, put him in street clothes, put a rifle in his hand, and propped him standing up against a wall. He then began charging visitors a nickel a piece (that they had to place in Elmer’s mouth, by the way…yikes) to view the dead outlaw. 

Gross, right? Who would want to do that? The answer is literally EVERYONE. Elmer became wildly popular…so much saw that multiple attempts to purchase him by sideshows and carnivals were made. “The Embalmed Bandit” remained on display in the funeral home for the next four years!

 

In 1915, two men claiming to be Elmer’s brothers showed up at the funeral home wanting to claim his body and take him home for burial. The funeral director gave the body over. Unsurprisingly, these men were not relatives of Elmer, but other sideshow owners that wanted him for an attraction at their own establishment. 

He was set up as “The Bandit Who Wouldn’t Give Up”. As the condition of his body degraded, he was placed in a coffin and rebilled as “The 1000 Year-Old Man”. 

This continues for over five decades!

Elmer’s body was passed from carnivals to side shows to wax museums to haunted houses until, at some point, the knowledge that he was a person was lost! He eventually wound up as the “mannequin” hanging from a noose in the Laff In the Dark funhouse at The Pike in Long Beach. 

Wild. 

How did it end?

After he was identified in December of 1976, the investigation into how he made it to The Pike continued. He was buried in Summit View Cemetery in Oklahoma in April of 1977. Of note, an extra layer of concrete was poured over top of his burial site to make sure he wouldn’t get out and “wander about again”. 

Awesome! That’s it for this episode. Hope you had as much fun as we did! 

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Until the next one, don’t put nickels in the mouths of deceased Wild West train robbers and STAY STRANGE


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